San Jacinto transfer 2 week 3
The Noodle Incident + Hippy Cult Commune
Email Date: April 21, 2014
Bryce at the Temple
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| The Noodle incident |
All
This has
been a really, really eventful week.
Starting
with...
The
Noodle incident:
Last
P-day, my companion and I went to our old apartment (that we had moved out of)
to do laundry. We still had the key, and the lease wasn't up yet. So we were
there doing a load of laundry and playing a card game. After a while, my
companion needed to get a drink so he went into the kitchen and
saw the
right side of the sink overflowing with foul water. It looked and smelled like
someone had puked into our sink. It flowed into the second sink and filled that
one as well. We ran the garbage disposal which made a horrible sound and quit
working. It did at least get all the water down.
We went
back into the other room and heard the water spilling over onto the floor.
Unfortunately we had appointments, so we had to leave it (there were no supplies
in the apartment to try to clean it anyway.)
We
returned to the apartment a couple hours later to the scene in the photograph.
What you cant tell is that the floor is under about half an inch of water.
Noodles were everywhere. Luckily we had armed ourselves with a plunger, a mop
and a bucket. Elder Snider bravely dove in. He began bailing out the putrid
sink, and plunging it. Noodles and other half dissolved foodstuff was
EVERYWHERE! After three buckets full of noodle water Elder Snider cried in
despair "Where the 'fetch' did all these noodles come from!?" We were dumping
the buckets out into the yard, as I tried to mop up all the water. At the end of
the evening we had emptied the sink, and got most of the water off the
floor.
The next
morning we returned and saw that our efforts were in vain for the sink was again
full, the floor flooded, the carpet saturated, and noodles everywhere. A member
of our ward (a plumber) came by and told us that the main line was clogged so
whenever the people upstairs sent anything down their drain it came out of our
sink. He went outside and unscrewed a cap so that instead of coming up our sink
it flowed into the backyard. Then we went to the temple.
The next
day we got our roommates and began the long, arduous process of cleaning up.
Later, the plumber came and roto-rooted the drain out and reprimanded our
upstairs neighbors for dumping noodles, and rice down the drain.
So moral
of the story, Do not dump noodles, rice, or egg shells down the drain otherwise
it will cause noodlepocalypse in your downstairs neighbor's kitchen.
In the
midst of the noodle incident, I went to the Redlands Temple for the last time as
a missionary. It was a great experience as always and received some answers I
was looking for.
On
Wednesday, Tommy (our investigator who has been waiting for first presidency
approval to be baptized) had an interview with our mission president. We had to
wait for the other zone to finish their interviews as well so we were there for
awhile. THen Tommy went into his interview and was in there for a loooong time.
(the interview before was only about 20 minutes). Finally, President and Tommy
came out. Something was off. President Smart was beaming from ear to ear
(usually he is very stoic) and Tommy was teary eyed. Before I had time to
process this information Tommy told us, they got the letter. He can be baptized!
We were so excited! He has been waiting for so long, and is so ready. Every time
I am over there I think of the Anti-Nephi-Lehi's. That is Tommy to a T.
Converted to the Lord. He tells us about how he is constantly repenting, he will
roll out of bed and start repenting. He understands the atonement so well. He
was telling us "I feel like a snake, shedding off all of this stuff". He is
getting baptized this Saturday, I am so excited.
I had my
second to last interview with President Smart. It was good, as always. It is
weird to think though that the next time I will have an interview it will be my
outgoing interview.
Saturday
was also very eventful. We moved last of the appliances out of the old (now
really smelly) apartment. and later in the day went to the Calvary Chapel Easter
pageant. Calvary Chapel is a major born-again church in the area and noted for
being anti-Mormon. One of our investigators was in it and invited us to come.
We showed up at the outdoor amphitheater it was at and the guy at the door asked
us "why are you here?" We stuck out like sore thumbs and everyone was giving us
funny looks. We were only there for 20 minutes or so (we had another appointment
which I will tell you about next) and saw a few scenes and songs. It was about
as cheesy/well acted as most Mormon productions. However we saw the scene when
Nicodemus comes to Jesus and talks to him in John 3. They have the conversation
about "how can a man be born again when he is old?" but they skip the "Jesus
answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be aborn of bwater and of the cSpirit,
he cannot denter into
the kingdom of God.
and
went straight to "Ye must be Born
again"
So that
was pretty funny. Baptism guys, it's necessary.
Then we
left and got a free NKJV New Testament.
Remember
the benevolent cult, the "Family of Christ" that I wrote about a few weeks ago?
Well the Zone leaders and us were invited to go to their Sabbath (which for them
is Saturday) service. So of course, we went. It was really interesting. There
were about 20 people there dresses mostly in white and wearing white hats. We
had a all vegetable meal. Homegrown beets, carrots, potatoes, millet, sprouts
and some other miscellaneous vegetables. It was really good. They are really
nice. They told us some stories about their travels "on the road" and showed us
their bus that they used to tour in. It was really cool on the inside, they
built a deck with removable panels for storage and they had a kitchen in the
back.
After the
meal, they sang. Everyone had a hymnbook full of songs that "Brothers and
Sisters" had written. There was no music, just the lyrics. Everyone took a turn
picking a song and they sang that song. It was all acapella and there was no
real tempo or rhymes to the song. They just flowed and sang. It was a pretty
interesting experience. Some of the songs were really fun and catchy, except for
the ones singing the praises of Lightning Amen. It was a fascinating experience,
and a glimpse into a very relaxed and Christlike lifestyle.
Easter
went well, nothing really special to relate though. This week (a midst all the
craziness) I have been studying Christ's last week in the Gospels. Something
that really stood out to me was John chapter 15 where Christ teaches that He is
the Vine and we are the branches. Everything we do that bears fruit is through
him. We must bear fruit in order to be saved at the last day, and he tells us
how to do that later in the chapter. Love one another. How do we show/develop
that love? Serving others. I've been really focused on serving others as often
as possible.
Also, we
have been sharing the "because of him" video all the time. The message in there
epitomizes the message of the atonement. http://easter.mormon.org/
This week
has been crazy but a testimony builder all the same. As we use the Atonement of
Jesus Christ in our lives we can have second chances, clean slates, and there is
no such thing as "the end".



You wouldn’t expect those little noodle strands to cause a clog in one's sink. But it seems as they acted like a blockage, and caused other debris to accumulate in the pipes, until it burst out like that. Though the question still stands: where did all those noodles come from? Haha! Anyway, it’s nice to know that you got that all fixed now. Hopefully that's the last time that would happen. Take care!
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